This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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