it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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