When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
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My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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