gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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