goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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