Whod you bang
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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