I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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