I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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