ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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