So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
How does one acquire holy water?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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