She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
And then the night went full on bisexual.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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