The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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