Non-Jews are for practice
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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