My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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