that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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