All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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