Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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