Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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