sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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