her vagine was all disorganized.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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