just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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