so that wasnt chicken after all
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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