I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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