found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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