Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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