btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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