if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Duck Duck Cougar?
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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