Having a random hookup so left but love u
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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