My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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