An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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