He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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