i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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