So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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