Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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