If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Enjoy the penises
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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