Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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