hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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