Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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