He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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