I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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