It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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