I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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