I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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