so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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