Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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