So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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