How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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