I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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