your thong is hanging out like whoa
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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