1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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